Updated 10/30/96...

Hey, Now That I'm Commander In Chief, I Like Being in The Army!!

Before you do something other than vote for Dole, please consider the following thoughts:

The viable candidates do have a few things in common...

1. Both Bob Dole and Bill Clinton are heroes!

Dole saved the life of an officer while risking and very nearly at the expense of his own.

Clinton staved off the evil of peer pressure when he decided not to inhale.

2. Both Bob Dole and Bill Clinton served their country in the military!

Clinton just happened to wait until the position of Commander in Chief opened up.

3. Both Bob Dole and Bill Clinton had served public office!

In Clinton's case, that's all he's done. He hasn't had so much as a paper route in the private sector.

4. Both Bob Dole and Bill Clinton Have Voted to Raise Taxes!

In Clinton's case, he'd just assume continue to do so once the American public falls for his latest lie concerning "targeted tax cuts".

In Dole's case, he has at least stated that enough is enough--at some point taxes have to go back down. If Dole is lying, this will be the first time of which I am aware.

5. Both Dole and Clinton recognize the importance of carefully choosing good schools for their own children.

In Clinton's case, this is an option he'd rather not defend for the rest of Americans.

6. Both Dole and Clinton recognize the rights of gays to have their way with one another.

Dole would rather not watch.

Clinton experimented a little in college, but he never swallowed!

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