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Wise Quotes

He has already lived too long who has survived the ruin of his country; and he who can enjoy life after such an event deserves not to have lived at all.”

Albert Pike, Morals and Dogma
IX. Elect of the Nine

"If we are to follow the absurd logic, that a non-criminal enterprise like Bay 101 and Garden City can be held responsible for their attractiveness to those who might engage in illegal activity, then, since it is clear that government attracts criminals, should it not rather be Ron Gonzales and his henchmen whom ought be severely restricted or shut down!

Eric H.

"Stop youth violence!
Support your local abortionist!

Eric H.

"Liberty has never come from government.
Liberty has always come from the subjects of government.
The history of liberty is the history of resistance."

Woodrow Wilson - Former US President

"Democrats think all money is the government's.
Republicans think surplus money is the people's.
Libertarians know all money is the people's. "

Dimitri Vassilaros - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

"The more prohibitions there are, the poorer the people will be.
The more laws are promulgated, the more thieves and bandits there will be."

Lao-tzu, The Tao Te Ching

"The object of the superior man is truth."

Confucius

"Justice is marked by relentless enforcement of a very simple set of laws. Selective enforcement of laws which are overabundant, ill-defined or overly complicated, is the mark of tyranny."

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

Martin Luther King, Jr.

"It's a very narrow line between being funny and being an idiot. Y ou can walk over that line very easily without even knowing it.

William Shatner

They that can give up essential liberty
to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Ben Franklin

"Giving money and power to government
is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

P.J. O'Rourke

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Ephesians 6:12

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

Albert Einstein

The worst of the worst: liberal puritans; war mongering draft dodgers; leftist money-grubbers and bra-wearin' feminists!

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."

Albert Einstein

"The two oldest professions: Taxation and Prostitution.
In both cases somebody gets screwed.
In the case of the latter,
it just feels a whole lot better."

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

Book of Eric, Chap. 1 vs. 1:

"The truth is naked...
...and naked is the truth."

Book of Eric, Chap. 1 vs. 2:

"Be true to oneself...
...and to one another."

Note: The King James Bible is only part of the story. Stay tuned for the unearthing of the long lost wisdom from "The Book of Eric". Part of the coming "Fully and Graphically Illustrated Book of Biblical Tales".
More explicit truth and unabashed wisdom from the maker. (C)1999 DeepWaterWeb.com

America's Two Political Parties
(R) Dumb and Dumber (D)

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."

Albert Einstein

"The only good thing
to come out of the feminist movement
was the bra burning
Now I'm looking around,
and they are all wearin' 'em again!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

The science Ph.D. asks, "Why does it work?"
The engineering Ph.D. asks, "How does it work?"
The liberal arts Ph.D. asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

George Will - A glut of Ph.D.s

"The real danger of keeping a 'mental note':
You lose your mind--there goes the note!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

From the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick to receive the candle. But man is only briefly competent:...After fifty his performance is of poor quality; the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of no great quality to either party; whereas his great-grandmother is as good as new.

Mark Twain - Letters from the Earth

"Once a death is declared a suicide, finding the killer becomes a much more manageable task!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"These days, everything is for the children... except for motherhood!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

To all the hard-core "Goths" out there: "It's easier to fantasize about death when you're alive, than to fantasize about life once you're dead!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"No" means N.O.W.!

Eric's Girlfriend - DeepWaterWeb

"Anyone that's too damned cheap,
to pay for something as sacred as sex,
does not deserve to be Mayor!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"When it comes to pain... It is better to give than receive!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

It is often said, that a picture is worth a thousand words.
A good porno pic, on the other hand,
must surely be worth two thousand words,
one hundreds strokes and a high five!

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"It is true that money won't buy happiness--but a lack of it will sure buy a lot of misery."

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"There are very few problems, that cannot be solved, with a whole lot of violence."

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"There will be plenty of time to enjoy true equality in death. In the meantime, make your own personal goal to be better!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

Respect is owed to no one. The very word becomes empty and without meaning, whenever it is prescribed as a debt due to all individuals. True respect, instead, is what happens naturally, when those with the ability to recognize it, witness the character of one who is, by an investment in own their integrity, respectable.

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

"God save the children... from Hillary's Village!"

Eric - DeepWaterWeb

What's Going On...

A rare hero emerges in an age of cowardly submission. Show your support to a man that stands up to the evil of taxation that defies our Constitution. www.givemeliberty.org

Plenty of Bill Clinton, Monica, Star and even Linda Tripp masks on the shelves this Halloween, but I could not seem to find Chillary or Helsea anywhere!

Search engine giant Yahoo! participates in a plan that nearly forces users to expose themselves to the grave threat of the completely non-secure "Captive Hex" technology by including this substandard technology on this heavily used web resource. This right after replacing an apparent Alta-Vista alliance with the lesser Google search bot. Deepwaterweb recommends strongly that you disable all Active X options and then find an alternative search engine until all the "Active X disabled... page may not display properly" warnings stop plaguing Yahoo Yusers.

DeepWaterWeb's own Hooked on Ebonics page maintains top rating (one point below Stanford University's, and one above Princeton's respective articles on the topic.) Thank you for your votes of encouragement Lycos users!

Following San Jose's tradition of stupidity, San Francisco's own cock-blocker-cops move in for a complete shutdown of several wholistic therapeutic massage establishments.

What do all the school shootings, bathtub drownings, and even that recent school stabbing in Japan all have in common? Prescription anti-depressants. Maybe a look at the dangerous explosive behavior side effects known to be associated with these dangerous drugs ought receive just a percentage of all the worry about whether the weapon was properly registered. What do you think? Tell us!

San Jose's own moron-mayer Ron Gonzales continues his campaign of harassment against the Bay 101 and Garden City card clubs. Most recently this crime-boss city official forces shut the entertainment section in an attempt to intimidate the club to give up their 2am to 6am gaming operation rights. "You can still play cards... but that darned techno-dancing is going to have to stop!"

Not much hope for relief nor reparations for the unfortunate farmers as the major network media remains silent on one of the most heinous land grabs in American history. Meanwhile the same corrupt criminal-government shuts down area fish farms which actually raised the purportedly "endangered" sucker fish at the center of the whole fraud. Meanwhile, the other human monkeys, (note that the average human IQ is 100, which is 15 points up from Bobo the gorilla) will, even if informed, not much care until they the bandits at last come around for their own respective asses and assets.

Chinese family in Tax-achusettes assaulted in a Janet Reno style raid after one of those government school "good touch bad touch" forensic interviews gave a false positive against a daughter's father. During the course of the rude raid, the father was assassinated while trying to protect his family, and to add severe insult to injury, the mother is now being falsely imprisoned, while "protective" services works to find some nice gay couples to parent whatever is left of the little girl and her siblings.

An interesting look at America and what may be its role in a larger plan for mankind is here: Beyond Conspiracy

If there remain any truly "open minded" among liberals, here's some reader-contributed food-for-thought on one of the more important human rights.

Free Speech remains a big controversy! David A. Harris brings some of his own intellectual dishonesty (or perhaps, just stupidity) to the discussion. DeepWaterWeb sets him straight with wiser words on the topic.

Much to the surprise of those who thought there were many more than a million, only half of the prescribed amount show for the "Million Moron March". Hillary's prize cow, Miss Rosie O'Donnell stuns the attendees of this White House organized event with her disarming wisdom.

Among the highlights of her arsenal was her realization that all Americans who support the 2nd Amendment, are in it for the money! Yeehaah... Now you too can preserve the Bill of Rights and make big $$! Where do I sign up there o'Rolly O'Duhknow?

Also, see for yourself how the main stream media propped up this bogus event as it contrasts against a dramatic downplay of the substantially better attended "Promise Keepers" rally.

Recent History
So much for the ultimate Plug-n-Play. Apple shuts down iBrater page!

Lap dances banned in, of all places, Tampa Florida! Ironically the councilman who authored the controversial bill is none other than Mr. "Bob Buckhorn". Apparently somebody must have rubbed the man's buck-horn the wrong way at one of these famous entertainment spots. We at DeepWaterWeb hope the man gets it straightened out and withdraws from this position before anything happens prematurely.

The spoiled children at N.O.W. show their true colors--DeepWaterWeb sets 'em straight.

So called "gay marriage" gets the nod in Vermont. After much anticipation, eager homosexual men and boys can at last make the pilgrimage to get that maple syrup right out of the tree!

General returns fire to radio hostess on the issue of "gun violence". See the complete and hilarious transcript!

Beertalk -- Everything you wanted to know about the origin of some of our language's most common words and phrases, but were too drunk to ask.

K.G.O. Noise Talk Radio -- Once a West Coast symbol of excellence in talk radio... Now a tragic display of ABC-Disney's mind-numbing influence.

Study Shows Conceal Carry Deters Crime -- The study that even the leftist rag "U.S.A. Today" had to acknowledge to be the the best of its kind is here.

Disney Enterprises, Inc. Takes the L.U.T.S. Award! --Find out the REAL reason that the ABC Disney folk should not be patronized.

DeepWaterWeb Pre-Election Content -- Plenty of warning given ahead of time that could have saved us a lot of trouble.
Dear DeepWaterWeb... -- Letters to DeepWaterWeb show that our readers really do care.

Deep Links

URL DU JOUR:
See all your favorite real-life villains in fun, musical Flash performances at the amazing www.crosscircuit.com!
Thanks once again to Dana

PREVIOUS URL DU JOURS:
Ship of Fools
by Ted Kaczynski
Special thanks to Dana

Did Al Gore say it? Or was it the Unabomber? It may be more difficult to decide than you think.
Take the test here!
Thanks again to Dana

LIFE:
Search for Shared Housing the easy way with Gromco's Free Roommate Assistant

LIFE LONG:
It is another of many human oddities, that so many will search the net, and even pack up, and move across the country, just for a job they might keep for five years. But, when it comes to something as important as choosing their brides or husbands, so few will look beyond their own cliques or neighborhoods.
Why settle for a half-match when you click on over to Yahoo Personals and take a chance on finding the perfectly right partner(s) for life!
In case you're wondering about the "s"... That's right! This page is fully compatible with the more sophisticated societal values of Asia and, in this one regard, Utah too!

RELIGION:
Goof-ball G. B. Hinckley vehemently denounces the comparatively more enlightened vision of the LDS founder, Joseph Smith.
According to Hinckley, the practice of polygamy is "...now against the law of God. " Check here for more on the latest updates to "God's law".

FAMILY:
Breastfeeding.com provides a thought provoking look at the modern Western practice of "isolation sleeping". Learn more about baby's first "behind bars" experience here.
Not just for babies anymore! It seems that even those whacky smurfs like their milk "fresh squeezed"!

ENTERTAINMENT:
Although the amateur movie reviews are worthless... SF Bay Area show times are included here too at MetroActive.com. Or get it straight from the source at Century Theatres and AMC Theatres.
Or... stay in and enjoy countless hours of fun at the new and exciting www.slaphillary.com!

BEDTIME READING:
Even if you never gave a damn about the Kennedy assassination cover-up, this is an absolute MUST read!
Craig Roberts - "Kill Zone--A Sniper Looks at Dealey Plaza".
As one Amazon reader reviewer comments: "Read this book and you'll know who REALLY runs this country and why our Founding Fathers were so dead set against a central banking system!"

PRIMARILY FOR MEN:
Visit these pages responsibly lest ye go "bug-eyed"!

I strongly recommend that you disable all "Captive Hex", and limit all scripts (set to prompt) in your browser before clicking through these or any other link collections.
Keep abreast of fine things from abroad at the award winning site, Tokyo Topless!
Before you take your potential bride(s) to the check-out counter, be sure to have a few last looks around the store--just to be sure! Mr. YY
Or... celebrate diversity at the ultimate "different strokes for different folks" link page: Ampland
And a few peeks at the links on this one might also be worthwhile! www.wetcircle.com
...and remember... beauty may only be skin deep, but ugliness is all-the-way through!

MYSTERIES:
The dignified Bald Eagle to be replaced with a more appropriate National Bird? Learn all about the unbelievable "Headless Chicken".

DIRTY POLITICS:
President Clinton's more strong fisted lessons in leadership makes you wish the man had his pants down more often. See "Body Count" to keep tabs on the latest magical mysteries that demonstrates the other side of Clinton's apparent "Keep the friends on their knees and enemies on their toes" approach to politics.
Oh, and what a surprise it is to find the Waco FLIR Analyst who stated: "I conclude that the FBI fired shots that day," Carlos Ghigliotti found dead in what police are presently investigating as a homicide! Read all about the latest addition to the long list of apparent assisted suicides! It would seem that somebody did not much appreciate his findings which contradicted sworn FBI testimony and resulted in reports like this one in the New York Post.
Also, stand by for the inevitable news of the Baltimore medical examiner's coming results, that will prove indisputably, that it was either a "lone gunman" or maybe another fancy Vince Foster style suicide!
Still not much investigative progress from the FBI, nor coverage from the controlled-media on Senator Jim Inhofe's (R-Okla) Airplane Incident.
To have a propeller simply fall off of a single-engine craft mid-flight is a real rarity. To live through it, more so.
Of course, to have something real weird happen, when one gets in the way of the Clinton vision of "progress", is not at all surprising.
THE WORLD:
It will not be terribly long until we are all bowing to our new masters. It is only good manners to know the names of, and a bit of background on these super elite. Get a great start with this interesting link which will help you to get to know the legendary "wizard", George Soros.

MOBILITY:
Kelly Blue Book Online!
Find your way around when you're out of the water with Yahoo's Map Site

SPRING CLEANING:
Click here to learn about the ultimate label printing solution and other Smart Products!
Take control of your music with the ultimate MP3 maker Visit MusicMatch to find out how! Or... to play 'em in style: WinAmp is here.

SAVE MORE THAN A FEW TREES:
Zip2 powered Yellow Pages bring area businesses closer to home!

LANGUAGE AND SOCIETY:
An exceptional bi-directional Japanese-English online dictionary is here!
SENDING AND RECEIVING:
Package Tracking for all the major players: Federal Express, DHL and the surprisingly competent US Postal Service's Express Mail.
...and remember, do NOT open any packages received from Al Gore or the Unibomber!

Coming Someday...
Bigamy or Biggamy? Deepwaterweb to perform an in-depth analysis of one of man's most important questions: Is it better to have two small wives or one big one?
DeepWaterWeb takes a jab at the whereabouts and possible next targets of "The Unibanger" (aka. Mr. Rupinol.)
Gun control advocates call for tougher restrictions on the kind of surface-to-air missile launcher apparently responsible for the premature landing of TWA's Flight 800. A proposed 8 year "waiting period" would help keep angry First Ladies from obtaining such weaponry until both terms in office have been completed.
"Cock Blocker Cops" -- DeepWaterWeb explores the seedy tactics used to curb any progress made in the all important field of Wholistic Therapeutic Massage. Due honors are given to the San Francisco supervisor Leyland Yee to force eager clients to settle for the lower quality help available only after the long drive to Reno.
"Eat, drink, and FORGET IT!" -- Never mind the poison Jonestown cult Kool-ade! There are actually "churches" in our own back-yard that serve up grape juice in place of wine! Learn more about the sacrilege of a bizarre twist on the all important sacrament of "eat, drink and remember."
Powerful GM lobby keeps you from hearing the real news on the air-bag safety issue. Other makes share the heat for a GM ONLY child mortality problem caused by the inept designers that developed substandard passenger-side airbags for the entire line of GM lemons. Find out how GM is blinding the public with more than just their out-of-spec high-beam day-lights.
Cigarette maker considers a purple dinosaur as a possible replacement for childhood icon, "Joe Camel".
National Coalition of Morons speaks out against National Organization for the Blind for their recent campaign against the near-sited "Mr. McGoo." DeepWaterWeb reports on N.C.M.'s claims that the N.O.B. campaign is clearly a case of N.O.B.'s insensitive mockery of stupid people.
"In Search of Grace"-- An in depth analysis of one man's solo tour of Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, Bangkok and the Thai paradise Phuket.
"Flying Pigs"-- An analysis of American air carriers forced by U.S. law makers to provide substandard service.
Hong Kong Standard's "Clinton's re-election a classic commentary on loss of American ethics" and other fine examples of main stream journalism you won't likely read in American newspapers.
"America's Front Door" -- Perhaps the rudest customs staffers of the "free world" are just one more thing to differentiate the U.S. from civilized countries.

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URL DU JOUR: See all your favorite real-life villains in fun, musical Flash performances at the amazing www.crosscircuit.com! Thanks once again to Dana
PREVIOUS URL DU JOURS: Ship of Fools by Ted Kaczynski Special thanks to Dana	Did Al Gore say it? Or was it the Unabomber? It may be more difficult to decide than you think. Take the test here! Thanks again to Dana

LIFE: Search for Shared Housing the easy way with Gromco's Free Roommate Assistant	LIFE LONG: It is another of many human oddities, that so many will search the net, and even pack up, and move across the country, just for a job they might keep for five years. But, when it comes to something as important as choosing their brides or husbands, so few will look beyond their own cliques or neighborhoods. Why settle for a half-match when you click on over to Yahoo Personals and take a chance on finding the perfectly right partner(s) for life! In case you're wondering about the "s"... That's right! This page is fully compatible with the more sophisticated societal values of Asia and, in this one regard, Utah too!

RELIGION: Goof-ball G. B. Hinckley vehemently denounces the comparatively more enlightened vision of the LDS founder, Joseph Smith. According to Hinckley, the practice of polygamy is "...now against the law of God. " Check here for more on the latest updates to "God's law".
	FAMILY: Breastfeeding.com provides a thought provoking look at the modern Western practice of "isolation sleeping". Learn more about baby's first "behind bars" experience here. Not just for babies anymore! It seems that even those whacky smurfs like their milk "fresh squeezed"!
ENTERTAINMENT: Although the amateur movie reviews are worthless... SF Bay Area show times are included here too at MetroActive.com. Or get it straight from the source at Century Theatres and AMC Theatres. Or... stay in and enjoy countless hours of fun at the new and exciting www.slaphillary.com!
	BEDTIME READING: Even if you never gave a damn about the Kennedy assassination cover-up, this is an absolute MUST read! Craig Roberts - "Kill Zone--A Sniper Looks at Dealey Plaza". As one Amazon reader reviewer comments: "Read this book and you'll know who REALLY runs this country and why our Founding Fathers were so dead set against a central banking system!"
PRIMARILY FOR MEN: Visit these pages responsibly lest ye go "bug-eyed"! I strongly recommend that you disable all "Captive Hex", and limit all scripts (set to prompt) in your browser before clicking through these or any other link collections. Keep abreast of fine things from abroad at the award winning site, Tokyo Topless! Before you take your potential bride(s) to the check-out counter, be sure to have a few last looks around the store--just to be sure! Mr. YY Or... celebrate diversity at the ultimate "different strokes for different folks" link page: Ampland And a few peeks at the links on this one might also be worthwhile! www.wetcircle.com ...and remember... beauty may only be skin deep, but ugliness is all-the-way through!

	MYSTERIES: The dignified Bald Eagle to be replaced with a more appropriate National Bird? Learn all about the unbelievable "Headless Chicken".
DIRTY POLITICS: President Clinton's more strong fisted lessons in leadership makes you wish the man had his pants down more often. See "Body Count" to keep tabs on the latest magical mysteries that demonstrates the other side of Clinton's apparent "Keep the friends on their knees and enemies on their toes" approach to politics. Oh, and what a surprise it is to find the Waco FLIR Analyst who stated: "I conclude that the FBI fired shots that day," Carlos Ghigliotti found dead in what police are presently investigating as a homicide! Read all about the latest addition to the long list of apparent assisted suicides! It would seem that somebody did not much appreciate his findings which contradicted sworn FBI testimony and resulted in reports like this one in the New York Post. Also, stand by for the inevitable news of the Baltimore medical examiner's coming results, that will prove indisputably, that it was either a "lone gunman" or maybe another fancy Vince Foster style suicide! Still not much investigative progress from the FBI, nor coverage from the controlled-media on Senator Jim Inhofe's (R-Okla) Airplane Incident. To have a propeller simply fall off of a single-engine craft mid-flight is a real rarity. To live through it, more so. Of course, to have something real weird happen, when one gets in the way of the Clinton vision of "progress", is not at all surprising.	THE WORLD: It will not be terribly long until we are all bowing to our new masters. It is only good manners to know the names of, and a bit of background on these super elite. Get a great start with this interesting link which will help you to get to know the legendary "wizard", George Soros.
	MOBILITY: Kelly Blue Book Online! Find your way around when you're out of the water with Yahoo's Map Site
SPRING CLEANING: Click here to learn about the ultimate label printing solution and other Smart Products! Take control of your music with the ultimate MP3 maker Visit MusicMatch to find out how! Or... to play 'em in style: WinAmp is here.
SAVE MORE THAN A FEW TREES: Zip2 powered Yellow Pages bring area businesses closer to home!
LANGUAGE AND SOCIETY: An exceptional bi-directional Japanese-English online dictionary is here!	SENDING AND RECEIVING: Package Tracking for all the major players: Federal Express, DHL and the surprisingly competent US Postal Service's Express Mail. ...and remember, do NOT open any packages received from Al Gore or the Unibomber!